Did you know they sell older rap songs at a discount if you buy two at once?
They call it the Tupac-bundle.
Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?
Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."
So singing some rap songs with my black friends in the car and they are picking on me because as a white guy I am not allowed to say the n word when it pops up in the songs.
But jokes on them, I can say a lot of other words that they can’t. Like “thank you officer have a nice day.” And also “happy birthday uncle dad”
Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]
You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.
Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...
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