Walking Backwards Jokes - 8 Hilarious Walking Backwards Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Adam Sandler told the funniest joke I've ever heard. It's about Shaq.

So Sandler relays the story below:

I was playing basketball and got the opportunity to play with Shaq. It was great. Afterward it just so happens that I'm in the showers and it's just him and me in adjoining showers. So I think to myself, I've got to see his penis. This is my one chance. I've...

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What's the worst part of a naked bartender walking backwards?

His cocktail.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Hat tip to whoever posted the previous hair-themed rabbit joke.

My Sikh friend was walking backwards

I guess he was reversingh.

What goes Oh! Oh! Oh!

Santa walking backwards.

What's black & white and goes "oom! oom!"?

A cow walking backwards.

These need to be written.

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

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