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Velasquez Jokes

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Little Johnny...

Little Johnny was all set to start grade three. On his first day, Little Johnny's dad insisted on taking him inside to meet with the teacher.

Once there, Johnny's dad took the teacher aside and said, "Mrs. Velasquez, I'm Johnny's father. I want to warn you in advance that Johnny has a gambli...

Police Officer: "Why did you run that red light back there!!?

Me: "Are you a Cain Velasquez fan?"

Officer: (looks surprised) Yeah, big fan".

Me: "My damn knee buckled when I tried to hit the brake."

Officer: (Puts his head down) You can go

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