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Us Presidents Jokes

Jokes on reddit are like US presidents.

You might see a new one every four years or so.

4 former US Presidents are caught in a tornado

Four former U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to OZ.

After trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter...

Jokes on this sub are like US Presidents

Last time I saw a good one, it was dark.

I was asked to describe the last two us presidents in 5 words

Orange is the new black

Famous Quotes from US Presidents

“The harder the conflict, the greater the triumph.” ― George Washington

“Honesty is the first chapter of the book wisdom.” ― Thomas Jefferson

“If tyranny and oppression come to this land it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.” ― James Madison

“Try and fail, but don...

Who were the most open-minded US presidents?

Well it was a tie between JFK and Abraham Lincoln

TIL: Among all US Presidents, Grover Cleveland had the shortest term.

He was the twenty second president.

Why do US presidents make bad comedians?

Because they keep bombing

Why can't US Presidents play bridge together?

Because Donald gets confused whenever someone makes a bid of No Trumps.

US Presidents and jokes are very similar...

... a lot of people really prefer the dark ones.

US Presidents have been impeached before, but Trump may be the first to be forcefully removed from office.

To remove him would be unpresidented.

A teacher is asking a student to name the last three US presidents

The kid replies "President George W Bush, President Barrack Obama, and Resident Donald Trump"

The teacher says, "Almost, but you said resident Trump instead of president. Where's the P?"

The kid answers: "In a Russian hotel room on a bunch of hookers"

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are walking through Washington DC when they see a poster advertising an epic insult smackdown between all the living former US presidents.

"This looks like such a cool event!" says the Catholic. "I think Carter will win."

"I think the winner will be Clinton," says the Protestant, "with Obama at a close second."

"I'm...uh...not interested," says the Jew.

The other two are shocked. "Why not?" asks the Catholic.
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Every Friday, Ms. Jane ends class a little early...

and plays a game with the kids. She will read off famous quotes, and if one of the students in her 5th grade class can correctly name who said it, they get to leave school a little early. Today the quotes would come from US Presidents. She saw Tommy, who always won this game, sitting in the back, at...

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Another little Johnny joke

Little Johnny's teacher told the class that they were going to be quizzed about US presidents. Every correct answer will win that student a jellybean.

Teacher: Who was our 1st president?

Nobody raised their hands except the little Japanese boy in the front row

Boy: George Wa...

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