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The Pope and a womanizer died on the same day...

... but, by mistake, the womanizer went to Heaven and the Pope, to Hell.

When all the celestial bureaucracies were resolved and His Holiness was entering the Gates of Paradise, he crossed with the womanizer and said:

\- I am very sorry, my son, but I have waited all my life to kneel ...

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A Horse's Ass

Does the statement "We’ve always done it that way" ring any bells?

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used?

Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatri...

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