A science teacher asks her class of sixth graders, “students, what is a part of the body that when stimulated can grow ten times its size?”
Tattletale Susan gets angry in the back and yells, “teacher, that’s a dirty question! You can’t be asking questions like that! I’m gonna have my parents tell the principal and we’re gonna get you fired!”
The teacher ignores her and repeats the question, “alright class, what is a part of the b...
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead...
...have a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The brunette comes in first, the redhead comes in second, and the blonde never finishes. In the lifeboat, the blonde says, "I don't want to be a tattletale, but the other two used their arms."