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I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

Deep in Siberia, three prisoners huddle around a small fire and discuss their sentences.

"Every day, I arrived five minutes late to work," says the first. "Because I was careless, I was arrested for sabotage."

"Do not fool yourself," says the second. "Every day, I arrived five minutes early to work. I was arrested for spying."

The third stares quietly at the fire, rocking ...

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