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4 Soldiers around a Campfire.

(Not sure if this was done already but I heard this in boot camp. If I fucked it up I’m sorry.)

There are 4 soldiers sitting around a fire.

A Green Beret, A Navy Seal, a MARSOC Gunner, and a Delta Operator.

The MARSOC Gunner looks around for sec, then says “I once killed 20 men ...

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NSFW wife in a coma

A man and his wife are driving down a country lane when a deer runs in front of them, causing them to swerve and hit a tree. The husband is unharmed in the incident but the woman unfortunately hits her head and enters a coma.


Months roll by and the woman still remains coma stricken, with ...

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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire....

The first cowboy says to the second two cowboys: “you know I reckon I’m tougher than the both of ya’. One time a rattlesnake bit me, ‘n’ I just went ahead and bit him right back.”

Second cowboy laughs and says “ya’ call that a tough guy story? One time I fought off twelve men just to use a ro...

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A German, a Russian, and a Texan are camping and share stories.

A German, a Russian, and a Texan are camping and share stories about how badass they are.


The German says, “I’ll go first. One time I was on a long hike across some mountains when I crossed paths with a mountain lion. It attacked me and I took it down with nothing but a pocket knife.”...

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