St George Jokes

They start to introduce their sons to the rest of the group. The Englishman says "This is my son George. We called him that because he was born on St George's Day."

The Scotsman says "This is my son Andrew. We called him that because he was born on St Andrew's Day."

The Irishman loo... read more

... as they await news on their wives' who are having babies

The English one says, "My first son was born on St George's Day, so I named him George."

The Scotsman added, "My first son was born on St Andrew's Day, and I decided to name him Andrew."

The Welshman said, "My boy was ... read more

After spending 60 years being married.

When they reach the pearly gates, St George greets them and says, "Welcome! Let me show you what we have."

The saint leads the couple to a massive golf course and a huge golf club, with premium equipment.

"You'll never find anywhere better!... read more

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons.
"My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we obviously decided to call him George."

"That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so we decide... read more

... sitting in a bar. Englishman raises his glass of ale and says "Here's to my son George. We named him George because he was born on St Georges Day".
The Scotsman raises his dram of whisky, "Here's to my son Andrew, named as such because he was born on St Andrew's Day".
The Irishman raises h... read more