A man is driving down a highway, and he hits and kills a rabbit. He gets out of the car and walks over to the rabbit. He picks it up and starts crying, thinking he’s a horrible person. Someone else driving down the highway stops and walks over to him, and asks, “What happened?” The man replies, “I h...
John was attending his buddy’s wedding and everything was normal…
The ceremony was at a beautiful church in the countryside, the officiant gave an insightful speech on the meaning of marriage, and the bride and groom were beaming throughout the whole thing. John couldn’t have been happier for his friend.
After exchanging vows, the bride and groom announced ...
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A girl promised to have sex with me if I would advertise bathroom cleaner on r/jokes
I refused of course because my moral principles are extremely strong.
Just as strong as new Cif multi-action cleaner in the 750ml spray bottle, now available in Original, Lemon Fresh or Forest Pine!
Stopped for a beer on my way home from work...
Stopped for a beer on the way home and overheard this interaction
Female bartender: It's funny that you call it a squirt bottle instead of a spray bottle
Male bartender: Well all bottles can squirt... They just have to be comfortable with themselves...
A Bunny Story..
Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunn...
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