Skid Marks Jokes - 10 Hilarious Skid Marks Jokes

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road, and a dead lawyer in the road?

There's skid marks in front of the skunk.

What’s the similarity between skid marks and my uncle?

you can find both in my boxers

What do you call skid marks on Spider-Man underwear?

The Dark Web

Racing game chair for sale!

Complete with skid marks!

What does Tom Daly have in common with Micheal Schumacher?

They both have skid marks on their helmet.

There is an upside to eating Tide Pods....

It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.

Polack and dog

Q: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a polack who have been run over by a car.

A: For the polack, there won't be any skid marks.

I posted this cause I don't understand the joke can someone explain it ( it doesn't help that I'm polish)

Roadkill...must have been a lawyer

Two men were walking along a road when they came across roadkill.

"I wonder what that was." said one of them.

"Looks like a lawyer to me." said the other.

"How do you know that?" said the first.

"No skid marks."

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Here It Is! The Poopie list!

Ghost Poopie--The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie--The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie--The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unw...

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The Shit List (from the office fax machine 30 or so years ago)

**THE SHIT LIST**

GHOST SHIT:

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

TEFLON COATED SHIT:

Comes out so slick, clean & easy you didn't even feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toile...

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