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Sales Manager Jokes

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A man has an interview for a Sales Manager position at a company.

During the interview, the Hiring Manager pulls out a brand new laptop and sets it on the desk in front of him.

“If you’re as good as you say you are – sell me this laptop.”

The man picks the device up, studied it for a few seconds, then puts it under his arm and walks out the door.
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Telephone

The boss pops his head out of his office and asks the secretary: “What’s up with all the shouting?”

“It’s the sales manager talking to the London office,” she explains.

“Why doesn’t he use the phone?”

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A man is on a business trip in Japan

On his first night, he decides he wants to hire a prostitute, so he goes out and finds the best he can, with his limited Japanese.

He brings her back to his hotel room, and the entire time the two of them are going at it, she is screaming "Ana ga chigau! Ana ga chigau!" He, of course, couldn'...

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It's all in creating a need

A young man in need of a job, appies at a tooth brush company. The sales manager takes a look at him and doesn't think he is up to the job.
Then he ask the young man how he plans on selling his product and he replys "it's all in creating a need". The manager likes his idea so he give him a box...

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