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What makes a pupper rare?

You don't cook it as long

What's a veterinarian's favorite drink?

Dr. Pupper

I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper

Please donโ€™t ask me to go lower on the price, they are *pure bread*

What is a dog's favourite pizza

Pupper-ronni

What could be the favorite pizza of a dog?

Pupper-runi pizza.

What's a dog's favorite kind if pizza?

Pupperoni

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