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Prune Juice Jokes

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Why did the comedy club stop serving prune juice at the bar?

Too many shits n giggles

today i mixed holy water and prune juice to make a new drink

it gave me a religious movement

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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice.

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

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What’s the difference between Prune Juice and OJ?

Prune Juice will give you the shits..... OJ will kill you and your boyfriend.

Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice.

Anything to pass the time.

I know you can't get blood from a stone...

... but how the hell can you get prune juice from prunes?

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Magic Cheese

"Your blood pressure and cholesterol are too high for a 30 year old." The Doctor said to David. "You need to lose some weight and soon. You are sweating too much and your stool samples look a little too loose. In fact, you have the early stages of dysentery due to the terrible things you eat. I'm go...

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