I'm typically the better option, but everyone chooses junk food instead of me
A redhead, brunette and blonde woman are walking aimlessly through an endless desert
The redhead said to the others, "I'm glad we all were smart and brought one item that will help us stay safe if we get lost in the desert. I brought a big canteen of water as mine. If I get thirsty, I'll have that to drink."
The brunette then chimes in and says, "great idea! For my one item, ...
I was going to use the new machine in the gym
But I found out it only sold protein bars
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The Party
After his divorce, Jeff rented a cabin in Montana for the summer to write his first novel. He got up each morning, made coffee, and would go outside and sit by a stream before going back in and writing all day. One August afternoon he was startled by a knock on the door.
“Hey,” said the man....
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