Pizza Roll Jokes - 3 Hilarious Pizza Roll Jokes

What do you get when you cross Studio Ghibli and pizza rolls?

My Neighbor Totino

upvote

downvote

report

I was Christmas shopping for a friend's daughter... I asked what she was into and he said "anything Frozen".

So, I got her a bag of peas and some pizza rolls.

upvote

downvote

report

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Timmy's Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I
would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for
Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christm...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.