2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!" "Well he couldn't either!"
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
What do you call a 23 year old guy with no friends, depression, social anxiety anda no job?
An average redditor
In my early 20s, I was a scumbag - no car, no house, no job. I lived at with my girlfriend's apartment, and sometimes I'd even borrow her car when I went out to cheat on her.
I say "borrow", but I didn't exactly ask her for permission. She worked as a bank teller, so I'd simply wait till she fell asleep -- Then I'd sneak into the night.
When I returned, I'd adjust the seat, radio, and mirrors back how they were before. The less questions, I figured, the better, ...
The Husband Store
So a new store opened up in town where women can go and find the love of their lives. There are some rules though:
1. You can only shop once. Ever. 2. The quality of the 'merchandise' increases as you go up a floor (there are 6 floors total) 3. You can choose any product from any floor,...
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