No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made islands and they are now sinking.
I guess all the money in the world can't help erect-isle dysfunction
Amnesia is no joke
Based on the content in this sub alone, at least 19 million people have it.
Height bullying is no joke.
Seriously guys, we need to stop looking down on short people.
No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread.
Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery.
ID theft is no joke.
My friend Sid was victim if it. He had to change his name to S.
Please, no jokes about the passing of singer and 'Rocky Horror' actor Meat Loaf.
For a great many people that's a rather tender subject.
Dark humor no joke
Kid: Mom, what is dark humor ?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there ? Tell him to clap.
Kid: Mom ! I am blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why are there no jokes about Jonestown?
Because the punchlines are too long.
Today is no joke day.
Looking through this thread, everyone is
adhering to it..
NO JOKES SERVED HERE
A Priest, Rabbi, and Atheist walk in to a bar and each ask for a drink.
The bartender, saying nothing and looking disdained, points to a sign clearly lebeled: NO JOKES SERVED HERE
Without a fight The Atheist, Rabbi and Priest all leave the bar, heads hanging.
The next day a chic...
Memory problems are no joke
Because you forget the punchline
Dad man tell No jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar, orders a mop and a beer.
It's no joke getting older...
First your memory gets worse.
Then your hearing gets worse.
Then your eyesight gets worse.
Then your memory gets worse.
A calm, respected woman walks into a Pharmacy
As she walks in, she goes right up to the pharmacist, looks him straight into his eyes and said;
"I would like to buy some cyanide,"
The pharmacist asked her:
"why in the world do you need cyanide?"
She said:
"I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmaci...
No joke
The giraffe is being born!
Out of respect, there will be no jokes about a bag full of Jesus allowed here...
They're sack religous
I shared a shuttle ride today with a linguist heading to Turkey to study Tuva throat singers. (No joke!) I was reminded of this joke: Two linguists were walking down the street. Which one was the expert in contextually-indicated deixis and anaphoric reference resolution strategies?
The other one.
Me: There are no jokes to be made about sword fighting
Mate: What about when someone makes a good point against you?
Me: Touche
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