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A general, a colonel and a major were having a heated argument on the subject of sex.

The general maintained that sex was 60 percent work and 40 percent fun.
The colonel said that it was 75 percent work and 25 percent fun.
The major thought it was 90 percent work and 10 percent fun.

At the height of the argument, a private appeared at the door. "Let's leave it to him," ...

Two Beggars in London. (NSFW)

Two beggars in London

Ali and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of London ...

Habib begs just as long as Ali does, but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Ali brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot ...

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What's James Cameron called when he's no working?

James Camera-off

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Chinese man calls his boss "Me no work, I sick".

The boss replies "When I am sick, I fuck my wife. Try that."

..Two hours later the Chinese man calls back "Me better, you got very nice house"

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