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What's NNN?

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Heard Jesus failed NNN…

People keep on saying that he’s coming.

Finally NNN is over!!

Gonna eat almonds and cashews all day!!

Started NNN yesterday!

Edit: Today*

Edit: Tomorrow*

Why is NNN so easy for us?

We're here on Reddit...we're not getting any action anyway.

I failed NNN

I just wanted some pistachios

NNN is almost over....

A teenager, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.

I'm still a little confused about NNN.

It's been almost a year now and they still haven't grown back.

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After NNN, I decided to first shave my pubes and then masturbate.

I was done beating around the bush.

So my wife asked what that NNN means...

"Nothin new November, my love" I answered. :(

A few months ago everybody was talking about #NNN

It just didn’t seem that climactic

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A visit to the doctors

A young guy goes to the doctor. He says “doctor, I have this terrible problem with flatulence. I fart uncontrollably and they always smell incredibly bad. You have got to help me”.

So the doctor says “pull down your trousers and underpants, hop on the bed and let me have a look”.

So th...

What comes after u?

Me.

Ps. It’s nnn stay safe boys

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