My drama professor said I had to write 5,000 words on Robert De Niro
I only managed three before his private bodyguards wrenched me off him.
What has long ears, whiskers and says, "You talkin' to me?!"
Rabbit DeNiro
A man visited a movie studio and was browsing the wardrobe archives.
He asked a costume designer which were her favourite pieces.
“Well, that shirt there was worn by Pacino. That jacket was put together for De Niro. And these boots were made for Walken.”
You Tolkien to me?!"
- Hobbit de Niro.
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