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Neuf Jokes

In French we don't say 'ninety nine'...

..instead we say 'quatre-vingt dix neuf' which translates as 'we don't have a functional numerical system'

"There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"

He must be in Seine.

A french soldier had 9 bullets left

"It's neuf or nothing," he said.

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