Mood Ring Jokes - 7 Hilarious Mood Ring Jokes

The Mood Ring

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my feelings.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big old red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

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I put a mood ring on my penis and it turned purple.

The ring, however, turned orange.

Somebody stole my mood ring

I'm not quite sure how I feel about it.

I bought my wife a mood ring.

When she's happy it turns blue.

When she's not happy it leaves a red mark on my forehead.

I was thinking about stealing a shipment of mood rings...

But I had mixed feelings about it.

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My mood ring goes brown when I'm disgusted.

That's the last time I finger her bum hole.

I got mugged last night! My assailants made off with everything from my shoes to my mood ring...

I still don't know how I feel about that.

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