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Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive?

Focus, Daniel-san

If Mr. Miyagi was a plastic surgeon, what would his slogan be?

Racks on, racks off.

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Why do the Yankees want Mr. Miyagi on their team?

Because he can catch fly balls with his chopsticks.

What did Mr.Miyagi order from the Irish pub?

Jame san!

Why did the karate kid sue Mr Miyagi?

For watching him while he wax off.

Olympic curling seems like the kind of game...

Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

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