Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good. Turns out...

That in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!

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A woman walks into an ice cream shop and orders

A woman walks into an ice cream shop and orders "a half gallon of vanilla, a half gallon of strawberry, and a half gallon of chocolate".

The man behind the counter politely says "Sorry ma'am, we're all out of chocolate".

She replies "Fine, I'll have a half gallon of vanilla, a half gal...

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Buddhist vs hot dog vendor

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."



the Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies 'Change comes from within.'



The Buddhist pulls out a gun. "Whoa," the vendo...

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