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The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers)

Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

For the final piece of coursework in my art diploma, I used my knife to cut a line across Mr Hamill and Mr Wahlberg just after they'd finished eating.

I scored full Marks.

The actor who played Like Skywalker went on a diet...

...and changed his name to Mark Hamill. Before he lost so much weight his name was Mark Hamilton.


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(My kids laughed when I told them this joke. They have been watching the Hamilton musical. I asked if the show was about the actor who played Like Skywalker before his weight loss. ......

Two Star Wars super-fanboys who hated The Last Jedi die and are at the gates of heaven

St Peter is there and tells them that before entering the afterlife, they may ask God himself one single question that He will answer truthfully for them.

"All the secrets of the Universe, past present and future are all available to you. Ask, and He will answer."

They whisper with ea...

One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy

Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.

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