The Mafia don of a city dies. His family hold a public funeral allowing friends family and enemies to come and pay their respects.
They take it in turns to come up take a handful of earth to scatter and say a few words. The chief of police takes a handful, scatters it then turns away crying.<...
Did you hear about the mafia Don with memory problems?
He kept making people offers he couldn't remember.
What do you call a cross between...
a Mafia Don and post-modernism?
An offer you can't understand.
Mafioso
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chromeplated 38... revolver so you will always remember me." "But Grandpa I really don't like guns so how about you leaving me your Rolex watch ins...
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