Lucius Jokes - 3 Hilarious Lucius Jokes

What did Lucius Malfoy tell Dr. Dre during the annual summer bonfire?

Do you want more s'mores, Dre?

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What do you call a deatheater with a taste for psychadelic drugs?

Lucius in the sky with diamonds.

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A joke from Macrobius' "Saturnalia", ca. 5th century

Hereupon Evangelus said: 'Servilius Geminus happened to be dining at the home of Lucius Mallius, then considered the best painter in Rome, when he saw Mallius' two ugly sons: "You don't make children," he said, "the way you make pictures." "That," said Mallius, "is because I make children in the dar...

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