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Lockjaw Jokes

What's the worst part about lockjaw?

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Tetanus isn't actually caused by rusty objects, but by bacteria in dirt, which we often associate with rusty nails and tools that can introduce the bacteria through wounds.

This is why tetanus vaccines are so important. For anti-vaxxers, that truth could be hard to swallow.






Any appreciation for lockjaw puns?

A man walks in to the doctor's office

and says "Doc my wife has got lockjaw real bad. Hell she's got it so bad she can't even talk. Do you have anything you can give me for it?" The doctor responds "I'll give you $20 bucks for it so I can take it home to my wife!"

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A man, a dog, a bears nuts.

One night Mr jones had terrible trouble getting to sleep due to loud banging noises and scuffling coming from his roof. In the morning he ventured outside, looked up and saw that a very large, very angry looking bear had climbed onto his roof and was wandering around growling and battering at the c...

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