Life hacks from Secretary Stalin, don’t dress for the job you want. Use the job you have to create a totalitarian dictatorship to crush your enemies.
*this joke exists because I found out Stalin’s title during his reign was Secretary. During the power struggles his opponents wanted to give him a menial job to side line him. But he realized he controlled who got invitations to meeting, what was on the agenda, and when they should happen. Leading t...
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I was reading some life hacks to my wife, one of them was: If you can do something in less than five minutes, don't postpone it.
Without missing a bit she replied: That was a nice try right there, wise ass.
When buying condoms,
I like to get the condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure" and turn 'em inside out.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Why did Lizzie Borden accomplish so much?
Because she was so good at life hacks!
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