A 10 year old girl opens a lemonade stand and sells at such low prices her competition can’t keep up, and is forced to close down.
Maybe it would have helped if there were a punch line..
I went to a party and went to the lemonade stand...
I don't know what they put in it, but I was schwepped off my feet!
Then the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running, “hey” (bom bom bom)
“you never expect the spanish inquisition“
What's the most profitable part of owning a lemonade stand?
Selling the antidote.
When I was a kid, I had a lemonade stand. I'd give away the first glass for free and charge $20 for the second.
The refill contained the antidote.
A boy was at a lemonade stand.
He was deciding between a glass or a full pitcher. He told the seller he was really thirsty, to which they replied, "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer".
GOP Lemonade Stand
A Republican senator has set up a lemonade stand selling lemonade for a dollar to raise money for his campaign and remind his constituents of “the good old days”. It’s a big success, as many parents and grandparents take their children and grandchildren to show them how they used to make money back ...
A man sees a lemonade stand
A man sees a lemonade stand run by a small girl. He notices that 1 glass of lemonade is $1 and that 3 glasses are $5. The man explains to the girl that buying 3 glasses for $5 is more expensive than buying 3 glasses for $1 each. The girl disagrees and says that it costs less to buy 3 glasses for $5....
All you can drink for a dime (an old Flip Wilson joke)
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.”
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, “Hey, that w...
Three men are looking for somewhere to have a drink.
There are three beverage stands. The lemonade stand, the iced tea stand, and the fruit punch stand. As it’s a hot summer day, the men agree to quench their thirst and decide which stand to go to.
The first man says to the other two, “Because I’m thirsty and behind on my citrus intake, I’ll be...
A man stumbles upon a little girl's lemonade stand and asks, "How much for a glass?" "First one's twenty-five cents," she responds. He hands her the money, downs the lemonade, and asks for another. "The second cup is twenty-five dollars", she states. Confused, the man asks, "Why?"
"This one h...