Weinstein, C.K., Lauer...

I think this "Dicks out for Harambe" thing is getting out of hand.

I guess the reason they could never find Matt Lauer is because...

there are no cameras in the girls locker rooms.

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Johnny

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

"That's right Susie, you can go home."

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

"T...

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