An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, 'I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2...
Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors?
Because they hate Clippers.
My daughter just walked into the living room and said
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw ...
Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time
But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive.
Steph Curry picks up a veteran and a rookie teammate on his way to a game against the Lakers.
While on the road, they wind up behind an SUV and Steph sees that Shaq is behind the wheel. Steph kicks it into overdrive and passes Shaq going 70 mph.
A little while later they see Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Mustang. Steph floors it and passes him going 80 mph.
Halfway to the game, t...
What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?
The Lakers .
(Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. )
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What’s yellow and covers assholes?
The Lakers uniform.
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