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Kendrick Jokes

Alison Brie, Anna Kendrick, and Keira Knightley play a game of strip poker. Who wins?

The internet

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What does Kendrick Lamar say when loaning out his sex toys?

Bitch don't kill my vibe.

What would Kendrick Lamar be if he made people laugh for a living?

A sit-down comedian

Thanks alot Kendrick Lamar!!!

Now whenever I tell my kids to "Sit Down!" when they are acting up in public, they reply with "Be Humble!"

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What song would Kendrick Lamar sing if he was Native American?

"Bitch don't kill my tribe."

I'm standing right next to the rapper who collabed with Kendrick and Jay Rock in "King's Dead"

I can't believe my eyes. **I can see the Future!**

Why does Kendrick Lamar like to roll past the police in a Honda?

Because they can't take him out his Element

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What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset?

Bitch, don't kill my Vive.

When Cannibals Attack

When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?

You're not supposed to eat the rappers.

(I literally dreamt this joke)

Who's the best rapper in the jungle?

Kendrick Lemur

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