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If a tree falls.....

A tree falls in the forest but doesn't make a sound.

Hunter in camouflage gear: "WHAT THE HECK???!"

Tree: "I mean, AAAAAARGH, I fell!"

If a tree falls...

If a tree falls in the woods and kills someone, did they die of natural causes?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it…

…then my illegal logging business is a success

If a tree falls in the forest

but there's not a woman around to hear it, is the event even relevant? Of course not! Nevertheless, a Chihuahua 500 miles away will start barking.

If a tree falls in the forest

And the wife doesnt hear it

Is it still the husbands fault?

There's a guy looking for a date..

He's a self proclaimed genius, and doesn't even consider a girl if she can't answer his old classic questions. One girl, a ginger, walks up, and he asks, "If a tree falls in the forest, but there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?" She couldn't answer, and gave up and left. A brunett...

If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it...

does is lay on the ground, or lie?

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it

Does it still let everyone know it updated its privacy policy?

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English professor

An English professor is standing in front of his class giving a lecture on proper punctuation.

Professor: "I've noticed a lot of people using quotation marks for emphasis, and I just wanted to clear this up because it can cause a lot of confusion in certain circumstances."

He puts up a...

If a tree falls on a woman, does she make a sound?

The real question you have to ask yourself, is what was that tree we doing in the kitchen.

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