The hotel is one of the most resplendent hotels imaginable, a surprise as the man was expecting rather bland accommodation. As comes with such high standards, there is a computer in the man's room.
He decides to send an e-mail to his wife, but unfortunately typed in the wrong messaging addres...
Girl, are you an unicorn?
Because I wish you were real...
...Damn I am lonely
Adam felt sad and lonely in the Garden of Eden
"What is wrong, my child?" asked God.
"Lord, I am lonely," relplied Adam, "I wish I had a companion."
"Well, I've got just the one for you," said God. "She's perfect! She is lithe and youthful, and shall always remain so. She utters beauty when she speaks, and she listens with attentio...
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