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Hoosier Jokes

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Indiana?

Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

(Hoosier here)

How do you ask someone from Indiana who is their father?

Hoosier daddy?

Why aren’t there any hobos from Indiana?

Because beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

What did one Indiana resident say to the other Indiana resident at the BDSM convention?

Hoosier daddy

The state of Indiana has just announced that it will begin forcibly ejecting the poor from its borders.

An official was quoted as saying, "We cannot accept their kind. Beggars can't be [Hoosiers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoosier)."

The college basketball team at Indiana University had just finished their worst season in school history.

The head coach, Bob, knew the team needed a different approach next year.

In the off season, Bob was driving around town when he saw a panhandler at a stoplight, and realized that this panhandler was around college age, and looked close to 7 feet tall. Bob stopped his car to talk to him and ...

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