Himalayan Salt Jokes - 4 Hilarious Himalayan Salt Jokes

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I bought the 250 million year old pink Himalayan salt

Behind the package, on the label, it says that it expires in December 2022

What’s the opposite of Himalayan Salt?

Herastandin Pepper

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Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp?

Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.

I saw the expiration date was six months past.

Guess I waited too long to use the 250million year old Himalayan salt.

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