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A local casino is offering marijuana infused beef to their best bettors.

That’s really high steaks for their high rollers.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they’re high rollers

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Bill, a small business owner is at work one day and hears God speak to him.

"Bill, this is God," says a booming voice, "You need to sell your business and go to Las Vegas with all of your proceeds."

Bill is understandably shocked and when he asks God why he should do that, the instructions are repeated, only louder. So Bill, having been raised a God- fearing person, ...

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