"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." —Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". 1906 - 1988
The late Henny Youngman 1906-1986
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places he said stop going to those places
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years if my wife finds out she’ll kill me
A man walks into a library and asks I hope you don’t have a book on reverse psychology
There was a beautiful y...
Old Henny Youngman joke
Two old schoolmates who hadn’t seen each other in decades meet up on the street
Bob asks George, “What’s new?”
George: “I’ve been married three times and all three of my wives have died.”
Bob: “All three died...how?”
George: “My first wife died from eating poison mush...
Old henny youngman joke
A woman is staying at a hotel and calls down to the front desk. She complains that the bed in her room vibrates so much when the train passes on the nearby tracks that she is thrown out of bed. The hotel manager doesn't believe her and goes to the room to investigate. Once he gets there he lays d...
Getting on a plane . . .
. . . I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to LA, and send one to Miami."
She told me, "We can't do that!"
I told her, "Well you did it last week!"
- Henny Youngman
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**Husband**: How do you lose $150 in the slot machines!