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Hard Drugs Jokes

Never buy your hard drugs from the Roto-Rooter guy...

Plumber's crack is nasty

The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs.

It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.

I just found out one of my friends is addicted to hard drugs. It’s really affecting me because I had no idea. If only I’d know

... He could have been buying them from me this whole time.
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