A group of tourists in Africa where enjoying a guided tour….
A group of tourists in Africa were enjoying a tour of the bush observing the wild life. The guide says to everyone , “Don’t be surprised if you see an elephant wearing sunglasses.”
One of the tourists asks- “why would an elephant be wearing sunglasses?”
The guide replies- "Well, ...
I once went on a school trip to a coffee factory.
We were having a guided tour around the production line but sadly one of my friends fell into the coffee grinder and died.
Luckily it was instant.
A pit for each nation in hell
A man dies and he gets a guided tour of hell from the devil, before he can go to heaven.
First they see a huge pit full of hot tar, and people screaming in agony. There's barbed wire around the pit, and guards with rifles.
The man asks: What's this?
And the devil says: this pit ...
Hello, God?
In an effort to combat religious bigotry, the leaders of the world's largest religions decided to show solidarity by organizing a world tour, where they would all visit each other in their respective seats of power.
The first stop on the tour was the Vatican where the Pope welcomed the group ...
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line.
At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. "This," he said, "is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it."
A smart-alec who ran a humor mailing list stepped forward and ask...
Dave and the barber
So this guy Dave is in getting a haircut. He tells the barber, “I’m going on a three week vacation to Europe.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Yes, I am.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Yes, I am.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Yes, I am.”
“You’re going to hate it. Everything is so comp...
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