Golden Shower Jokes - 24 Hilarious Golden Shower Jokes

What did the leprechaun say to his wife after he gave her a golden shower?

Urine luck

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NSFW - What do you call Russell Wilson getting a golden shower?

A Ciara Mist

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Let’s Not Make Jokes About Golden Showers, Alright?

They’re piss-pour.

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My friends and I were drinking and starting asking Alexa stuff. Alexa, what is a blowjob? Alexa, what is rim job? Alexa, what is a golden shower?

That barmaid got pissed and threw us out.

A woman once asked me about golden showers.

“Urine over your head,” I replied.

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A golden shower to brighten your day

Remember it’s the extra P that Changes it from moping to mopping.

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What do you call a pirate that likes golden showers?

ARRRRRRRRR Kelly

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Golden showers are the only litmus test for a relationship.

How else will you know urine love?

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One time I gave a supermodel a golden shower.

She looked pretty pissed.

What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common?

Everyone knows urine over your head

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People who claim they like golden showers ...

... are probably taking the piss.

My wife found “golden showers” in my search history and threatened to leave.

I let her go.

Gotta look out for number one.

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Golden showers result in one thing

Getting pissed

I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing.

I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.

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I came out to my girlfriend about being a golden shower fanatic today...

I told her straight up, “Either urine, or you’re out!”

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Did you hear Donald Trump is installing golden showers in all his hotels?

He's really Putin on the Ritz

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What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common?

Urine for a treat.

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Was my French teacher into golden showers?

Oui.

Courtesy of Stewart Francis.

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To Boldly Go...

“My friend had a disastrous date last night... apparently the guy was into giving golden showers. He was a big actor, too, one of the Star Trek guys.”

“Shatner??”

“No, I think she left before he could get to that.”

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Trumpeter

A trumpeter is hired to play two solos for a movie. After the sessions, he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public. Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make its debut in Times Square at a porno house. ...

How do you get Donald Trump to visit a memorial in the rain?

Tell him the forecasts predict golden showers.

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Langon is hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie,

and he's excited. He's especially thrilled because he gets to take two long solos. After the sessions, which go great, Langon can't wait to see the finished product. He asks the producer where and when he can catch the film. A little embarrassed, the producer explains that the music is for a porno ...

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Wife caught me

whacking off to golden shower porn...
Boy was she pissed

King Midas doesn't like baths

He likes golden showers.

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