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Girl Scout Cookies Jokes

Why do girl scout cookies taste so good?

child labor

Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies?

Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.

How helping my daughters sell Girl Scout cookies almost got me in trouble.....

I have 2 daughters that were in Girl Scouts. I was helping them sell cookies by asking co-workers if they would like to buy a box or 2.
One uptight co-worker found out that they go for $5.00 started balking about the price. Stating he cannot see spending $5.00 for a few minutes of pleasure.
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The problem with girl scout cookies:

The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa.

I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date...

...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella.

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A kid shows up to class with $2,467...

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Suzie led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the custo...

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