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I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a BDSM session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband.

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A woman is talking to her next door neighbour and she says I'm worried about my 16 year old son...

I looked in his school bag and found a gimp mask, nipple clamps and a whip. What should I do.
And the neighbour replyed I'm no expert but I wouldn't spank him.

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Little Johnny and his dad.

One night little Johnny wakes up to hear some banging on his bedroom wall and his mom sounding like she was in pain. He jumps out of bed and runs to his parents room, opens the door to find his dad on top of his mom giving her a good seeing too.
Little Johnny is horrified and shouts at his dad,<...

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The Dutch connection

Two people are in a restaurant in Amsterdam sitting at the bar. Both are drinking and both look depressed. After a while the man turns to the woman and says:

"Excuse me, I'm looking across and you're a very beautiful woman, you look incredible, but you look so depressed, why?"

"Well, y...

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A man goes to a bar. [NSFW] [Long]

At the other end of the bar her notices a lady sitting by herself looking fairly bummed out. After a couple drinks he musters the courage to go down and introduces himself. Says "I couldn't help but notice that you look kind of sad, is everything okay?" She tells him that her husband left her and is...

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