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Georgi Jokes

President Trump is sleeping one night

President Trump is sleeping one night when the ghost of George Washington appears at the foot of his bed. Trump asks him, 'Georgie, my boy, how can I be a better president?' George says, 'First, never tell a lie.' Trump doesn't like this answer and yells for security. George disappears and Trump goe...

Townspeople of Derry think Georgie Denborough was murdered by a clown...

But his death was later determined to be a sewercide.

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January, 1774. Revolution stirs in the English colonies.

January, 1774. Revolution stirs in the English colonies. Just last month a rebel group called the Sons of Liberty caused a ruckus in Boston about tea being taxed too high. Tax collectors tarred and feathered. High anti royalist sentiment. William Cotillion, King George's personal advisor to the colo...

Three women sitting in a bar having a drink.

Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide to name their boyfriends after softdrinks to tell the difference between them.
The first one says "I'll name mine 7-up because he's seven inches and always up."
The second one says "I'll na...

Husband: Shall we make a nice weekend for each other, honey?”

Husband: Shall we make a nice weekend for each other, honey?”

Wife: “Oh, that would be lovely, Georgie!”

Husband: “Fantastic! Well, see you Monday.”

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Some amended Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dick...

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Bill Clinton, George Bush and Donald Trump Are On A Road Trip...

their car runs out of gas and they walk to the nearest gas station. At the pump they realize that non of them brought any money with them.

They ask the attendant for some free gas and the Attendant says "no way this is 'murica nothing is free, but if you all take our pants off and let me mea...

George is at his first middle school party but really nervous cause he's mostly an introvert

He tries to fit in but we can see he is visibly sweating, his more social friend, Finn walks up to him and George finally sighs of relief.

Finn: George, what are you doing man? You're sweating like a fountain!

George: Well you know how I really don't like being around a lot of people, ...

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