String 1 asks for a drink for himself and one for each of his friends.
The barman says, ‘We don’t serve pieces of string here.’
So, string 1 goes back to his friends and says, ‘They don’t serve strings here’.
Then string 2 tries but gets the same result.
So string 3 gets...
How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination?
Well he's dead, isn't he?
(Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)
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