Think of all that money you have let slip through your fingers.
Once a man met the great chessmaster Gary Kasparov on a plane seat beside him
The grandmaster says "would u like to play a game of chess for a $100 per game?" The man replies "I know who you are mate I would never be able to beat you". Gary thinks a bit and says "I will play with my left hand" the man accepts.
Afterwards when he recites his story to his wife he sa...
A man sees a boy at the park eating an apple and seperating all of the apple seeds into a pile of individual seeds. The curious man walks up to the boy and asks..
Man: hi there, why are you seperating all of the apple seeds?
Boy:it's been proven that apple seeds will make you incredibly smarter, so I intend to sell these.
Man: how much?
Boy: $100 per seed
Man: fine, i'll take three
The man pays the boy, eats the seeds and st...
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Thanksgiving Boobs sale
Just came back from another universe. People there celebrate thanksgiving with oven-roasted human-female Boobs. I went to boobs market to shop boobs, and I was so surprised with the variety of boobs on sale. Black boobs were priced 100 per lb, white boobs were 200 per lb but Chinese boobs were 1500 ...
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