My dad CLAIMS to have invented this joke. I think it's too good and don't want to give him credit, but I can't find it online.
This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidental candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on their campaigns and in exchange for a place to stay, would do chores a...
Tom and Anna are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.
One day they go for a walk and all of a sudden a good fairy stands in front of them and says, “You’ve been married for so long and you’re so cute together, I’ll grant you a wish each.”
The woman is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she’s holding two tickets to ...
Holiday
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. ~~~He c...
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Up in the air
A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.
The F-16 pilot decided to show off.
On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D and million dollar headset, the F-16 youngster...
A man found Rs.100
A man found Rs.100 and went to a Five Star hotel for dinner.
There his bill was Rs.3000
When he said that he has only Rs.100 then, manager handed him to police.
He gave Rs.100 to police and went free....
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