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Favourite Colour Jokes

Whats a wind turbines favourite colour?

Blew!

Green is my favourite colour. I love it even more than

Blue and Yellow combined

What is SEAL Team 6's favourite colour?

Aquamarine!

What's Stevie Wonder's favourite colour?

Corduroy

What is a police officer's favourite colour?

Copper (my six year old is making up jokes again).

My least favourite colour is brown.

I hate it more than all the other colours combined.

According to a recent national poll, American's least favourite colour is...

Brown.

(Poll conducted by the Federal Elections Commission)

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Some of my favourite cat jokes

What's a cats favourite colour? **Purr-ple!**

What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade? **A Sour-Puss!**

What is a cats favourite car? **A Cat-illac!**

What is a cat's favourite day of the week? **Caturday!**

Two Irishmen are talking ...

One says to the other "Y'know, green is my favourite colour in the whole world! In fact, I like it more than blue and yellow combined!"

A man goes to see a fortune teller.

She begins "your name is Steve", "wrong".
"Your favourite colour is green", "wrong".
"You have a dead uncle who passed away 2 years ago", "wrong".
"Your wife's name is Carol", "wrong".
"You have 2 children named John and Christian", "wrong".
"You are a painte...", "wrong".
Getting ...

A good way to start a conversation is 'What's your favorite color'. A good way to end a conversation is

What's your favourite colour of a person.

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